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    The Finger Means I’m Serious**

    I wish I could remember where I came across these pictures. No political hay to hash here. Just good clean fun.

    It’s always educational to watch a marketing campaign go horribly, horribly wrong. Sometimes that’s just as informative as watching a good one click off by the numbers.

    In this case, we’re watching Bill Clinton’s campaign to try to salvage his “legacy.” Lesson 1: you cannot bluster your way to changing the facts.

    And you’ve gotta appreciate the pics and the commentaries done up like a Successories poster. Priceless. If anyone knows where these came from, shoot me an email and I’ll give you props for being a better researcher than I.

    The Finger & The Face

    See, he doesn’t just use it when he’s mad.

    clinton1.jpg

    Look for the finger and the red face. That’s the mad one. And with the finger and the red face combined you can now rest assured he did everything to get UBL, just like he “did not have sex with that woman.”

     clinton2.jpg

    And as proof that “a pointy finger is a big plus” . . . 

    Just desserts and this week’s FFFOF award goes to Bill Clinton as he frantically tries to pull his legacy from the fire.

    Here ya go Bill, because we care. For all you do, this ROI Flying Fickle Finger Of Fate award* is for . . . you.

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    * = The ROI Flying Fickle Finger of Fate award is given for dubious achievements by nearly anyone. The staff at ROIcopy considers themselves to be Equal Opportunity Offenders and that’s our affirmative action.

    ** =  This post was prerecorded earlier, because it didn’t make sense to prerecord it later.

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    By Walter |

    Topics: Flying Fickle Finger Of Fate, Schadenfreude |


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