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*Sigh.* No bars. No service.
I have an appointment to call a client and now I have to drive an untold distance just to get a few bars of signal strength to do that. Frakin’ cell phone service providers. That night, one of the characters in
“Studio 60 On The Sunset Strip” captured the essence of the problem completely:
“Maybe the wireless companies could take a little break from putting movies on my phone and seeing to it that I can actually make phone calls with my phone.“
What is this corporate disease they’re afflicted with that drives them to pack on more features without expanding first the areas of service and the quality of service into those areas?
If their service were even half the prodigiousness, the consistency and the frequency of their marketing and advertising efforts, that compnay would own the entire communication industry.
Less marketing and more quality of your goods and services. Enough, already!
Did ye hear that now, laddie buck?
‘Nuff said, then.
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By Walter |
Topics: Marketing Mishaps, Pet Peeves |
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