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What does a cow have in common with Internet sausage-maker Joe “I’ll Endorse Anything For A Buck” 
Vitale? Keep reading and you’ll at least get a smile as you find out. And for the record, I’m udderly with the cow on this one.
This is definitely one for the “Never Piss Off The Writer” files, only this time it’s not me, but fellow curmudgeonly skeptic, the Queen Of Snark, Connie aka “Cosmic Connie.” And in her most recent whack at what she calls the “New Wage” movement, she said this:
“Yet they seem to have put the bulk of their marketing in the hands of overly-enthusiastic affiliates who go on and on and on . . .”
Now I enjoy reading Connie’s stuff. She’s bright, funny and I never rue the time because she always leaves me laughing. So, having got a particularly good chuckle out of that post, I left a comment (something I rarely do on anyone’s blog simply because of no time), and she responded by calling particular attention to the “overly-enthusiastic affiliates” link.
Frankly, I didn’t click on it the first time because I thought it was a link to an earlier post and I was on a break and didn’t want to get sidetracked going down the blog version of Alice’s rabbitholes.
Later on I did go back and click it and . . . nearly fell out of my chair laughing. Sure it’s puerile, but folks it’s snort-milk-through-your-nose funny regardless. Set down whatever you’re drinking and get on over to see what cows think of “Mr. Fire.”
Connie has some (mostly) level-headed takes on Internet schlockmeisters like Vitale and the whole New Age movement, especially those pathetically trying to cash in on “The Secret.” Apparently, while obvious to everyone else, “The Secret” train has left the station.
Now, I don’t always agree with her assessments and I think she often takes the skeptic shtick way too far — yet, that being said, in these matters I think the healthy approach is to critically examine the claims and actually experience them — providing the data supports further exploration.
Check out her Whirled Musings blog and the post mentioned above can be found at Loose cannons in the New-Wage wars .
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By Walter |
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Comments
Vitale? Keep reading and you’ll at least get a smile as you find out. And for the record, I’m udderly with the cow on this one.
August 19th, 2007 at 11:23 pm
Thanks for that - it was hilarious. I have nothing against the Secret, but I do think it misleads a lot of ordinary people into thinking they can have anything they think about. And what I really can’t stand are all these people pushing the briefcase thing which costs thousands of dollars and is probably worth no more than that cow’s gift to Vitale.