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This hit me after my last post , where in the opening paragraphs, I foreshadowed the following abberation. As ixnay on the progressive-nay . She wants to be called a “modern American Progressive.”
So what I’m about to do, I deeply apologize to Gilbert and Sullivan because they never did anything to deserve this:
I present to you a verse from the new Gilbert and Sullivan (and Terry!) musical theater, The Pirates of Progressives!
TITLE: I Am the Very Model of a Modern ‘Merican Liberal
(to the tune of the Major-General’s Song )
I am the very model of a Modern ‘Merican Liberal
I’m very well acquainted, too, with matters welfare state-able
Chorus: In short, in matters taxable, spendable, and govern-able
Okay, that’s as far as I got, but you get the idea (and hopefully a smile).
Here’s the YouTube video to get the flavor of the song (in case you’re unfamiliar with it):
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By Walter |
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you’ll recall, Hillary Clinton doesn’t want to be called a “liberal” anymore, and ixnay on the progressive-nay. She wants to be called a “modern American Progressive.”
